Air your grievences, show your strength, and have a cup of hard cider in front of the pole while singing carols,
The pole is up
Grievences stated
With Feats of Strength,
We’ve said what we hated.
Round the pole we sing aloud
On Festivus Eve we celebrate proud.
Festivus feast all around
When the man of the house gets pinned to the ground.
Then this celebration will come to an end,
I’m Disappointed in all you people!
So come again
As we celebrate this Festivus
the holiday for the rest of us!






